I love seeing post-haircut pictures of Darren with other members of team StarKid.
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
Bees are clutch as fuck and p. much do not remotely care about us unless we deliberately antagonize them or accidentally headbutt their hives or something. I have literally picked up a bee. There was a bumblebee on a flower and I was a little kid and my mom had told me bumblebees are our friends so I was like “hi friend bumblebee” and I put my hand next to the flower and the bee stood on my hand and bumbled in circles like “??? where is the nectar??” so I put my hand by another flower and he was all “oh!!” and flew to the flower. Moral: bees+humans best friends forever.
Speaking of bees being the best, when I was a teenager, I went through a couple of years as an INTENSE PHOTOGRAPHY HOBBYIST and spent pretty much one entire summer chasing around insects- I have stayed out in a thunderstorm to indulge my burning need to take pictures of bugs.
I chased around innumerable bees with my camera, and let me tell you:
They do not give a single fuck.
Not even one.